Chala Murari Heroine Dhoondne

This could turn out to be a philosophical post…so the impatient ones bugger off.

I’d gone for the auditions to the reality show. It’s called Zing Ne Bana Di Jodi. Yeah people you got that right. Someone had commented to my previous post accusing me to be a copycat. But mon ami, lemme tell you, this world is full of copycats. Look at this show that I so desperately want to be a part of – the title is ripped off the recent SRK blockbuster! So why blame me alone? Atleast I’m man enough to accept it outright!

That’s enough preaching! Now more about the auditions. I walk into the offices of Zee Muzic (which now calls itself Zing) and I was given out a form and a script. I got to tell you guys … it’s a pretty chilled out office.

The guys who took my audition were wannabes … wannabe Rowdy Rams. One even sported a goatee like him! But he wasn’t that mean. The other one, a tall strapping manoos, was a mean bastard. He kept bugging me … and he was a belligerent MNS type! He wouldn’t allow me to speak in English!

Allright guys check this out. If I get selected (which am sure I will) I’ll be paired with a hottie for 3 months! Yaaaahhoooooo! What a desperate loser I am, aint’ I? One of the questions they asked me was am I open to kissing a girl on the show? What a stupid Q! Would any guy in his right mind say no to such a mouthwatering proposition? But lemme stop..i’m becoming outright lascivious!

There were these guys waiting to audition and one of them thought he looked like Triple H! Our Desi Hunk wasn’t able to figure out the questions ‘coz they were all in English! So he copied it out from my questionnaire! See how the Indian education system helps us in the long run! There also one HOT HOT girl who walked in for the audition as I was about to leave. I wanted to stay back and chat her up, like, you know, “hey there wazza, where are ya from?” But being the gutless, imagination-less loser that I am, I just walked out…gawking at the girl all the way out!

I hope they take me on the show. And I hope I get paired with that girl…And I sure as hell wish I get to kiss her!